Well, it has been way too long since I have posted, but I am getting back up on the horse and promising to be alot more on top of things in 2009 with my blogging and my drinking. I figure the more I do of each, the more creative I can be.
The tour is going well. I have been in city after city and I am having a blast. Of course some times, the audiences dont know what to make of me. And in some rare occasions, there have been some people that have been overwhelmed by my beauty and have had to leave the show.
Sometimes they are quiet and sometimes, they are like this horrbile man in Melbourne, FLorida that made everyone painfully aware that he was having a horrible time and walked out in a huff. Of course he waited till about 75 minutes into the show before walking out, which is longer than some of the men I have dated. And I wonder to myself, what the hell are you doing sitting there for so damn long. Get out! Stop making everyone else feel uncomfortable because you are a bastard-ass.
Am I right.
It is all about personal responsibility. And if something makes you uncomfortable, like too many goats at someone’s wedding, or that odd kind of candy in the dish by the bed of that person that you met at the bar last night and decided to spend the night because you lost your cab fare when you were dancing next to that lady in the tube top who couldnt possibly have gotten any money out of you since she aint got no pockets, but you still have your theories anyway of what she did with it, well, then dont stay , just get up and leave.
But 2009 isnt about leaving. it is about finding the power to stay. It is about sticking it out even when the going gets tough. It is about changing your attitude so that when all seems to be crumbling to crap-crackers around you, you still can hold your head up high and smile.
Cause remember, in this troubling economy – SMILING IS FREE!!!!
Well, I cant wait to love you all even more than I did in 2008. Thanks to all y’all who have come out to see the show as I am traveling around. And trust me, I have miles to go before I sleep.
I have a week and a half in Mesa, AZ still so come on out and see me.
After that, I will be in Ft lauderdale and Aurora, IL and North Carolina. and other points east.
Gather up your friends and lets have some fun!
Happy new year